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Daniel Day Lewis' Acceptance Speech

Daniel Day Lewis ribbed fellow brit Daniel Craig about his Olympics stunt with the Queen in his eloquent acceptance speech for Best Actor. I haven't seen Lincoln soo...I bet the part where he stopped slavery was a highlight. 

Who Won Best Actor at The Golden Globes?







Who was it? It's Jean Valjean!

Jodie Foster Goes Off the Reservation

It wouldn't be the Golden Globes without some serious second-hand embarrassment for a too-long celebrity speech. We should have known what was coming when Jodie Foster's first instinct when presented with a stuffed hamster was to PUT IT IN HER MOUTH.

I think L. Ron Hubbard is picking her up in his spaceship after the party. 


Lena Dunham Wins the Golden Globe for Girls

Picture Credit: Helga Esteb

Ok, this category was stacked. Best Actress in a Television Comedy or Musical. Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Zooey Deschanel and Julia Louis Dreyfus. As Lena Dunham put it (god she's good with words), these women have gotten us through a lot. Who hasn't taken refuge in 30 Rock, Parks and Recreation or Veep and felt instantly comforted. 

Quick notes:

Tina Fey tells poor, sweet Taylor Swift to take some "me time." 

Jodie Foster has been in Hollywood for so long that she has LOST HER MIND.

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Al Pacino does the BEST Al Pacino impression

Golden Globes 2013 Winners

Quentin Tarantino, the object of everyone's sexual nightmares, just won Best Director for Django Unchained. 

There needs to be a way to get Jeremy Irons' voice on GPS: "Turn Left, You Absolute Goon." 

Anne Hathaway wins Best Supporting Actress

From the Princess of Genovia to a dying French prostitute, Anna Hathaway has indeed resisted Hollywood typecasting. Little bit of a preening speech, though, Annie darling. Let's take it down like five notches. 


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Bill "Rodham" Clinton surprise cameo! 

Jennifer Lawrence (despite fembot boobs and having the flu) is so screwball charming accepting her award for Best Supporting Actress. J. La, set me up with one of your brothers. 

Golden Globes Predictions: Tina Fey and Amy Poehler Host

@perlapell: Hey, Hollywood, for your information it's pronounced "Lay Mizzaghhhwarbuh".

Alright, I've had two glasses of wine already so I'm drink for drink with the attendees.

Things that have happened: with his very Tony accent Damian Lewis touchingly dedicated his award to his deceased "mummy". Abu Nazir was onstage! No one grabbed him? Get him!

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are, in a word, awesomesauce. Ok, enough silliness. After all, Daniel Day Lewis is here. 



Golden Globes Predictions: Anne Hathaway Will Win Best Supporting Actress

1) Sienna Miller's pet name for P. Diddy is "SHI SHI". Goodnight. That's all you ever need to know in life. 

2) Amanda Seyfried's diaphanous Givenchy creation is my favorite dress so far. Kerry Washington and Marion Cotillard also winning. I just can't with Giuliana Rancic right now. 

3) Emily Blunt was in my spinning class last week. That has nothing to do with anything. But, like, hey! 

4) Jennifer Lawrence's fembot boobs! They are in a different time zone from the rest of her body. 

5) Predictions, forthwith. 

Big Winners Tonight: Zero Dark Thirty, Jessica Chastain, Daniel Day Lewis, Silver Linings Playbook, Anne Hathaway, Girls.

6) There is a lot, a lot, a lot of stuff on tv tonight. Globie Globes, Girls season premiere, Downton Abbey. Here is Vanity Fair's guide to managing the overwhelming FOMO. 


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Golden Globes 2013 Winners and Nominees: LIVE Updates

The Golden Globe Awards are live this Sunday, January 13 at 7 p.m. EST/ 4 p.m. PT. This year, they're being hosted by your best girlfriends Liz Lemon and Leslie Knope aka Tina Fey and Amy Poehler! They've promised to be a little bit ghetto and a little bit drunken. So get excited for less of this, more of this, and hopefully at least a little bit of this

Join me HERE, I'll be posting live updates from the red carpet and the awards. We'll play Fashion Police and be meaner that Joan Rivers PMS'ing. We'll come up with fun drinking games! We'll think that Daniel Day-Lewis is, like, so intense. It will be great. 

Can't wait to see what Judi Dench wears. 

Here are the major 2013 nominations. See you Sunday!