There is a civil war happening in America, and it's a war of stereotypes.
The North rips into the South for being too redneck, the South fights back by saying the North is too arrogant. East Coast blames the West Coast for being lazy, and the West Coast calls the East Coast too fat.
It's a vicious cycle every American is used to, and it always sucks when out-of-towners dog your own state, when clearly they have no idea what they're talking about.
Enter Paul Jury and his hilarious YouTube video "50 States Stereotypes in 2 Minutes (or Something Like That)." The video shows Jury traveling across the country, stopping in every state to mention what the biggest stereotype is there.
It's all fun and games ... until he gets to your state.
Check out the video and the full list below.
Does your state's stereotype match?
Biggest state stereotypes, based off of the video:
Alabama: "Our state bird is the NASCAR"
Alaska: "I can see seasonal depression disorder from here"
Arizona: "Keeping Indians in and Mexicans out"
Arkansas: "Great scenery, brilliant people...Sorry. We've got Walmart?"
California: "Gay Mexican boobjob computer hippies who really wanna direct"
Colorado: "Snow! Cocaine, I mean, but we're also known for skiing"
Connecticut: "Great schools, because there's nothing else to do"
Delaware: "Come, we've got low incorporation fees. No seriously, please come"
Florida: "The further north you go, the further South it gets"
Georgia: "Atlanta! We're kind of ashamed of the rest of it, though"
Hawaii: "If you lived here you'd be lazy too"
Idaho: "Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite, god we're cool"
Illinois: "Look, a non-corrupt politician for once. So far"
Indiana: "You have to drive through us to get somewhere better"
Iowa: "56,000 square miles of dull"
Kansas: "White-breds making wheat bread"
Kentucky: "Farming from the future, textbooks from 1925"
Louisiana: "Thanks BP, as if we didn't have enough problems"
Maine: "A wicked lot of moose, eh?"
Maryland: "Have Jeeves bring the lobster boat around"
Massachusetts: "Our chief export is obnoxious Pats Fans"
Michigan: "Cereal makers, serial killers"
Minnesota: "Too nice not to elect douchy governors"
Mississippi: "I'm gonna need a bigger Bible belt"
Missouri: "We're #1! In meth"
Montana: "Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk"
Nebraska: "Footballs, drawls and overalls"
Nevada: "No laws, no problem! Except all the murders"
New Hampshire: "Half hippie, half French, all upper class"
New Jersey: "Guidos, Turnpikes, Leeching off New York and Philly"
New Mexico: "Like regular Mexico, but with more UFOs"
New York: "World's 14th biggest city, 1st biggest ego"
North Carolina: "First in flight and lung cancer"
North Dakota: "Somehow even worse than South Dakota"
Ohio: "People care about us at election time!"
Oklahoma: "Ten days tornado free!"
Oregon: "Dreadlocks on white people"
Pennsylvania: "Even our Amish will fight you"
Rhode Island: "No seriously, we're a state"
South Carolina: "Still accepting confederate dollars"
South Dakota: "At least we're not North Dakota"
Tennessee: "Where White Music comes from"
Texas: "Everything is bigger, even our morons"
Utah: "Multiple homely wives"
Vermont: "Gay marriages on maple syrup farms"
Virginia: "From center of civilization to Hicksville in 20 minutes flat"
Washington: "Richer hippies than Oregon"
West Virginia: "The inbred love child of Virginia and D.C."
Wisconsin: "It's too cold to be sober"
Wyoming: "We don't have any gay cowboys, alright? OK, maybe a few gay cowboys"