Her first order of business: ice cream sandwiches!
Today's News Stories
Wake up and smell the Tide.
Think the 'Vagina Monologues' meets the 'Campaign.'
Because what's more unconstitutional than clean air?
Let. It. Go.
Just take our galleons already.
The issue is black and white.
Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothing to fuck with.
Christopher Darden played a key role in the historic O.J. Simpson trial.
After these messages... we'll be rightfully irritated.
Ed Sheeran may have been born in the U.K., but his roots are elsewhere...
How to cut through the red tape.
Let's not get it twisted.
Here's what you need to know about eating at Chipotle again.
Enough is enough.
Even Betty Draper wouldn't stand for this shit.
Four bottles a day kept the doctor away, according to Antonio Docampo García.
Millions of women around the world are silently suffering.
Don't feed the trolls.
This salad comes with a little extra bite.
When Wolverine speaks, you listen.
The fight against the Zika virus is getting serious.