"Listen carefully, Kim. Something terrible has happened to your mom. Don't trust anyone."
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So cool, and so simple.
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This opens up the floodgates for early detection.
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New data from Billboard and Facebook looks at which musical groups were most "liked" by NFL fans.
This is awful.
That's one way to do it.
Are you shameless, clueless or impulsive?
The UN Women Goodwill Ambassador launches a new "HeForShe" campaign.
The fight for Scotland isn't over yet, it seems.
"Islam teaches us respect, mercy, peace and kindness" — and it's time people know it.
Spoiler alert: Tongues are crazy.
An outdated restriction is potentially costing millions of lives.
It kind of had to be done.
Even terrorist groups are susceptible to trolling.
It’s absolutely brilliant.
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Love, Grampa and Grandmaster Flash.
"I give you the Springfield Monorail!"
Everyone's favorite groundskeeper weighs in.
And it's made entirely from amateur musicians.