One Teen Girl Had a Brilliant Response to Her Horrible Sex Ed Class

This is not what boys — or girls — need to be learning about.

Tyra Banks Just Shut Down a Homophobic 'Top Model' Contestant in the Best Way Possible

"Gay, straight, heels, corsets, who gives a f-k?"

Sarah Silverman Has Found a Creative "Solution" to Ending the Wage Gap

Hint: It involves rubber penises.

Meet the 'Rich Kids of Instagram' — In Iran

This is what life is like for the 'Rich Kids of Tehran.'

5 Seconds of Summer and One Direction Are Actually the Same Band

Say hello to everybody's favorite Limited Liability Partnership!

The Defining Hip-Hop Album of 2014 Is Finally Here

This is breaking all the rules.

A Country You'd Least Expect Is Leading the Fight Against Ebola

They're so good, they're making everyone else look bad.

Police Confuse a Black Man Entering His Own Home for a Burglar

This is a thing that happens in America in 2014.

These Maps of U.S. Cities Done in the Style of J.R.R. Tolkien Are a Nerd's Delight

You have my bow, and my axe... and my map.

Red Bull Is Basically Giving Away Free Money

The energy drink doesn't give you wings, but it'll sure give you cash.

The Dallas Ebola Patient Has Died

Thomas Eric Duncan, 42, is the first person known to die of Ebola in the United States.

How Original Is Your Halloween Costume Idea? Check These Charts.

There's still time to change plans.

This New Toshiba Tablet Ad Is Kinda Racist

Bad move, Toshiba.

We Want Your Opinion: Take the Mic Politics Quiz

Tell us what's on your mind.

Behold: The Worst Campaign for Breast Cancer Awareness Yet

I'll take "things that don't go together" for $200.

Why 'The Flash' Reboot Is Different Than Any Other Superhero Show Out There

Finally, a much needed change.

The Massive New Marijuana Study That's Going Viral Is Deeply Flawed

The science is in: the science is out.

Stark Infographics Show Just How Blindingly White and Male America's Elected Officials Are

White men in America now constitute a "veto-proof minority."

Indiana Cop Allegedly Pulls Woman Over to Give Her the Word of Christ

The fine? A ticket straight to hell.

A Federal Court Just Struck a Blow Against a Pernicious Electoral Practice

Fighting back against historical electoral racism.

This Man Claims Comcast Got Him Fired After a Yearlong Customer Support Nightmare

As if you needed another reason to hate Comcast.

Democrats Want Nothing to Do With the President Until After November

Democrats are not so politely suggesting that Obama sit the bench this campaign season.

Now This Is How You Handle a Football Sex Scandal

This football powerhouse deserves praise.

Ridiculous Art Exhibit Portrays Putin as Hercules Because of Course It Does

Just your basic artistic celebration of Putin.