Science Reveals the Difference Between Ideal, Perceived and Actual Penis Sizes

The findings are YUGE. (Well ... sort of.)

The End of Prison Visitation

This is the prison industrial complex you've never heard of.

George Clooney and Julia Roberts Hitch a Ride in Gwen Stefani’s Carpool Karaoke

Let's just say, Clooney went bananas for "B-A-N-A-N-A-S."

This Tow Truck Driver Says God Told Him to Abandon a Bernie Sanders Supporter on the Road

"I'm really not interested in doing business with that clientele."

Khloé Kardashian Is Seeking Curvy Models to Help Launch Her New Denim Brand

You get to be a model! And you get to be a model!

Donald Trump Celebrates Cinco de Mayo by Chowing Down a Taco Bowl

Way to horrify the internet, Mr. Trump.

Mexican-Americans Want You to Know You're Celebrating Cinco de Mayo Completely Wrong

Cinco de Mayo is not the "Mexican Fourth of July."

The GOP Pretty Much Made Hillary Clinton’s Donald Trump Attack Ad for Her

Hillary Clinton's new ad against Donald Trump lets the GOP do all the talking.

Amy Schumer Grows a Beard, Pees Standing Up and Eats Trash to Relate to Her Man

Watch Amy Schumer go from pop diva to dumpster-diving menace to society in one music video.

Demi Lovato Opens Up About Her Bipolar Disorder, Slams Online Trolls in Twitter Storm

Demi Lovato is standing up to internet trolls.

The New 'Power Rangers' Suits Are Metallic Messes, and People Are Pissed

Five different Iron Men, all in a different primary color.

Are Viral Transition Videos Actually Hurting Transgender People?

These videos could be dangerous to the way our society as a whole is engaging with trans people.

Pregnancy Is the "Silver Lining" of Rape, According to Missouri Republican Tila Hubrecht

"Sometimes God can give us a silver lining through the birth of a child."

The Kardashians Are Filming 'KUWTK' in Cuba — And It's Pissing People Off

"Haven't the Cuban people suffered enough?"

A 'Dear White People' Comedy Series Is Coming to Netflix in 2017

Original director Justin Simien is returning to write all 10 episodes, and direct the pilot.

This Hardcore Egyptian Mummy Is Covered in Over 30 Intricate Tattoos

The mummy had many pairs of wadjet eyes tattooed on her body.

7 Tips to Help You Avoid Cultural Appropriation on Cinco de Mayo

Step away from the sombrero and fake mustache.

I Bought a Soul From a Teen on the Internet and This Is What Happened

The immortal side of e-commerce.

Here's the Secret Brain Math That Makes People More Confident

Tell this to the jerk hitting on you at the bar.

A Florida High School Just Canceled a Girls' Football Game to Keep Them "Safe"

The suggested alternative? "Bobbing for apples." (Eyeroll.)

Ariel Winter Just Clapped Back at Chloë Grace Moretz for Clapping Back at Kim Kardashian

There's a lot of clapping going on here.

Christians Fire Back at Trump Fan Who Says God Made Him Desert Stranded Woman by Highway

Turns out this man is not a good ambassador for Christianity.

Using Cosmic Particles, Scientists Can Now See What the Inside of Pyramids Look Like

We always wondered what was going on in there.

Alleged Domestic Assault Captured on Video Game Livestreaming Platform Twitch

A broadcast on video game livestreaming platform Twitch allegedly aired a domestic assault.

These Brave Women Went Topless to Protest Rape Culture on Campus

"Still not asking for it."

Abstinence-Only Sex Ed Just Doesn't Work, Says Yet Another Study

It screws teens over — in more ways than one.

6 Classics to Add to the All-Male Book Club's Reading List

For men, by men.

99.999% of Earth’s Species Are Still Undiscovered

We are the 0.001%.

President Obama Met Little Miss Flint and the Photo Is Amazing

Little Miss Flint got the perfect photo op with President Obama.

Apple Music Just Screwed Over This User in a Huge Way — And It Could Happen to You, Too

"So it's supposed to delete my personal files from my internal hard drive without asking my permission?"

Within 24 Hours of Being Presumptive Nominee, Donald Trump Flips on Minimum Wage

Can he win over Sanders supporters this way?

Put Your Greasy Breakfast on Notice With These Healthy, Delicious Alternatives

This advice is part of a complete breakfast.

This Couple's Harry Potter-Themed Wedding Will Make You Cry Wizard Tears

It was the wedding our muggle dreams are made of.

Doctors Slam Utah Abortion Law Requiring Painkillers for Some Fetuses Before Procedure

"For the Legislature to tell me how to counsel that woman — these conversations are hard enough."

Will Hillary Clinton Be Indicted? These Sanders Supporters Using #DropOutHillary Think So

Bernie Sanders supporters have a suggestion for Hillary Clinton.

Here Is a Quiverfull Event for All You Dads Looking to Marry Off Your Teen Daughters

People "should marry in their youth," according to Let Them Marry Ministries.

Mexican-Themed Lesbian "Single de Mayo" Instagram Pics Have Pissed Off a Lot of People

Racism in the gay community strikes again.

Putin Sent the Kremlin's Favorite Conductor to Perform in the Syrian Palmyra Ruins

An unprecedented way to send a message.

People Are Abusing This Common Diarrhea Medicine — And It's Terrifying

A new chapter in the opioid epidemic.

Hillary Clinton's Email Woes Aren't Going Away

At least not anytime soon.

Want to Be Captain America? This Is How Much It Would Cost IRL

Oh hey, let me just get out my spare $55 million and get started!

California Just Raised the Legal Smoking Age From 18 to 21

"These laws will save countless lives."

In One Quote, President Obama Tells You What’s Wrong With Mass Incarceration

Living your entire life behind bars for a nonviolent crime is ludicrous, the president says.

Tamir Rice’s Mom Calls Racism a "Disease," Urges Whites to Join Fight for Racial Justice

Samaria Rice says the fight for racial justice is most effective when people of all races band together.

Wendy Williams Says Melania Trump Is “Too Pretty” To Be a First Lady

"She's too pretty. Too pretty to be first lady."

Stephen Colbert Gives Ted Cruz a 'Hunger Games' Goodbye From the 2016 Presidential Race

"He ran a tough race, but he was really bad at it. And his father killed JFK. Pathetic."

Polite Alligator Rings Doorbell to Announce Its Arrival Because That's How It's Done

"Hello, it's me — the very friendly alligator."

Best Coast's Bethany Cosentino Talks Music Industry Sexism on 'The Daily Show'

"Let's be real, sexism and sexual harassment ... it's everywhere."

Hollywood Could Be Giving Us a Slenderman Movie — And Nightmares Forever

Slenderman could be coming to theaters.

People in Their 20s Keep Making These Same Health Mistakes

Let's break these habits.

5 Places That Should Become LGBT National Monuments Like NYC's Stonewall Inn

Few places are as fabulous as the Stonewall Inn, but there are several other landmarks that are significant to LGBT rights.

The Vending Machine of the Future May 3D-Print Your Snacks

"Freshly-printed" is the new macrobiotic.

The RNC's Statement on Cinco de Mayo is the Peak of Hypocrisy

Actions speak louder than press releases.

Gravity Waves May Cause Pluto's Hazy Atmosphere

Damn, Pluto, back at it again with another surprise.

Queen Beyoncé Is Adding 8 More Stops to Her Formation World Tour, Expanding Her Empire

Queen Bey must not have been pleased with the size of her global empire.

Justin Timberlake Is Releasing a New Song, "Can't Stop the Feeling," on Friday

Move over Bieber, the original Justin is back.