Internet Unites to Heckle Bored Olympic Lifeguard, but Bored Lifeguard Has Last Laugh

Bored Lifeguard just got paid to sit front row at the Olympics, so.

Female Olympic Cyclist Crashes, Fractures 3 Vertebrae, Mansplainer Thinks He Can Help

What would female athletes do without help from random men on the internet?

Straight Women in Tanzania Are Marrying Each Other — And It's Happening A Lot

"I liked that marrying a woman would give me more control over my own body and affairs."

Simone Biles' Unreal Performance at the Rio Olympics Has People Losing Their Damn Minds

Simone Biles is out-of-this-world amazing.

Serena Williams' Net Worth, Career Wins and 3 More Facts About Olympic Tennis Player

Serena Williams' Rio win is just the cherry on top of an epic athletic career.

Did Donald Trump Say "Titties" in His Economic Policy Speech?

Donald Trump appears to have mistakenly said "titties" on national television.

Victoria's Secret Is Once Again Accused of Retouching — This Time for a Floating Elbow

Many believe the model's arm was thinned in a recent bra advertisement.

R. Kelly, 49, Is Allegedly Dating a Teenager: Model Halle Calhoun, 19

Age still ain't nothing but a number to R. Kelly.

'Big Brother 18': Victor's Bizarre Nomination Speech Is One for the Record Books

Find out who the new Head of Household nominates for eviction.

Weightlifter Hidilyn Diaz Made History as First Filipino Woman to Win Olympic Medal

The three-time Olympic weightlifter won a silver medal on Sunday.

Penis and Vagina Highlighters Are Here — So Now Your Makeup Can Get Laid More Than You Do

The genital-printed products are meant to be rubbed onto your cheeks.

Why Walmart’s $3B Purchase of Jet Means You Might Want to Cancel Amazon Prime

More e-commerce choices could equal big savings for consumers.

This Trans Model Wore a Dress Made of Flags of Countries Where Homosexuality Is Illegal

"That little lady wearing the big dress is me."

Stoned Sex vs. Drunk Sex: Here's the Difference, According to Science

Science is answering all of life's most important questions.

Leslie Jones has the only Twitter account you need to follow during the Rio 2016 Olympics

The actress has the best and funniest coverage of the entire Olympic Games.

This 'Chicago Tribune' Tweet About Olympic Trapshooter Corey Cogdell Is a Sexist Mess

Are there Olympic games for patriarchy we don't know about?

You only have 5 real friends in your life, so choose wisely

Time to start weeding people out!

4 Donald Trump economic proposals that will make Bernie Sanders supporters scream

The GOP nominee says he wants Sanders' supporters — but his policies will hardly make their hearts Bern.

What Are Those Red Circles on Michael Phelps' Back?

The red circles are the result of an ancient healing therapy.

Ivanka Trump's Designers Don't Get Paid Parental Leave — So Much for That RNC Speech

Ivanka Trump has a big problem living up to her words.

Never Trump Recruits Some Guy Named Evan McMullin to Run Third-Party Bid Against Trump

Never Trump Republicans hope Evan McMullin will run a third-party bid to help defeat Donald Trump.

Winona Ryder Is Sick of the "Crazy Woman" Crap

Winona Ryder would like you to cool it with the crazy-calling, please.

Kentucky Landord Evicts Gay Couple, Says She Should've "Never Rented to the Faggots"

A Kentucky city council member evicted a gay couple and used an anti-gay slur against them.

Black Holes Might Have Back Doors to the Universe, New Study Suggests

Wormholes are theoretically possible.

The psychology of Olympians reveals the mental toughness it takes to compete

At the 2016 Rio Olympics, you have to know how to cope with failure — and that's just the beginning.

SNCC Legacy Project Endorses the Movement for Black Lives Policy Platform

"Y'all can take it from here," they said.

US Olympic Archer and Leonardo DiCaprio Look-Alike Brady Ellison Has People Going Wild

The internet's losing it over U.S. archer Brady Ellison.

At 41 Years Old, Rio Olympic Gymnast Oksana Chusovitina Is Proving Age Means Nothing

At 41 years old, gymnast Oksana Chusovitina is an ageless, athletic wonder.

This NSFW Vagina Coloring Book Is Trying to Empower Women to Love Their Lady Parts

"By transforming the word with color, you can completely change how you feel about it."

Michael Phelps Is the 2016 Rio Olympics' Official Resident DILF

He wins at both swimming *and* being a hot dad.

Zambian judoka Mathews Punza delivers the most stunning upset so far of the 2016 Olympics

This is the best two minutes you'll ever watch.

Swimmer Katie Ledecky Won Gold and Beat Her Own World Record, And People Are Freaking Out

The U.S. swimmer is one of the Rio Olympics' biggest stars.

Will Frank Ocean's 'Boys Don't Cry' Be Released November 13? Fans Point to an Obvious Hint

Has this been under our noses this whole time?

Donald Trump Wants to Help Rich People Pay for Childcare

The candidate's proposed childcare tax deduction helps those who can already afford childcare, not those who can't.

Kanye West Has Officially Surpassed Michael Jackson in Total Billboard Top 40 Hits

He's now one of only three rappers with more hits than Michael.

Dalvin Hollins, Unarmed Arizona Teen, Shot and Killed by Police As He Fled

The Dalvin Hollins' family say he was suffering from bipolar disorder and was failed by the state's mental health system.

The Faceless Recognition System Doesn't Have to See Your Face to Know Who You Are

Just "a handful of images" on social media is enough to reveal your identity online.

Unsung Style Icon: Winona Ryder, pioneer of goth attire and classy courtroom fashion

Her look in "Stranger Things" is just the tip of the iceberg.

How rising artists are pursuing their dreams while balancing crushing student loan debt

Creatives like Dee-1 and Krystal Metcalfe continue to chase their superhero careers, even when Sallie Mae won't stop calling.

Venus May Have Once Been Habitable, New Research Suggests

There's some intriguing news about Venus, our nearest planet neighbor.

How Olympic Gold Medalist Gabby Douglas Paved the Way for Other Young Gymnasts of Color

Following her Sunday performance, viewers were quick to point out Gabby Douglas' reputation as a role model for young women.

Kim Kardashian West Calls Kylie Jenner's Puma Campaign "A Conflict of Interest"

The family discussed the Puma/Adidas debacle on Sunday night's episode of "Keeping Up With the Kardashians."

At Least 60 People Killed in Suicide Attack on Pakistani Hospital

Many of those killed in the attack were lawyers.

Paul O'Neal Police Shooting in Chicago: Everything We Know About the Unarmed Teen's Death

The officers may have violated department policy that prohibits shooting into vehicles when the vehicle is the only threat.

A 20-Year-Old Man Was Shot and Killed While Playing 'Pokémon Go'

Calvin Riley was killed while playing 'Pokémon Go' with his friends.

Hillary Clinton's Pursuit of Republicans Is an Uphill Fight — But Could Have a Huge Payoff

For many top Republicans, old partisan habits die hard — but GOP-leaning voters may prove more flexible.

Hulu Will No Longer Be Free — Here's How You Can Continue Using the Service

Hulu becomes Yahoo View, and nothing makes sense in the world.

Besties Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg Will Host a Dinner Party Show Together

"My homegirl, Martha, and I have a special bond that goes back." — Snoop Dogg

This "Leak" of Frank Ocean's 'Boys Don't Cry' Magazine May Be Legit — And It Looks Amazing

If legit, the reported Apple-exclusive magazine could usher in a new age of digital music and media.

The World Has Already Used A Year's Worth of Resources — And It's Only August

It's called Earth Overshoot Day — and it's not a holiday worth celebrating.

Tinder Is So Much Better at the 2016 Rio Olympics, Because Of Course It Is

What happens in the Olympic Village stays in the Olympic Village.

Watch Young #BlackLivesMatterUK Members Explain Why They Called for a #ShutDown

The UK needs to acknowledge that black lives matter.

George P. Bush, Jeb Bush's Son, Endorses Donald Trump

Politics makes strange bedfellows, sure, but this is just humiliating.

4 Things About Rio 2016 Olympics Star David Boudia You Probably Didn’t Know

In 2012, David Boudia won the gold medal in the 10m platform event.

Nate Parker Explains Why Playing Nat Turner in ‘Birth of a Nation’ Was So Important

It's all about representation, 'Birth of A Nation' director Nate Parker told black journalists in Washington, D.C.

Kourtney Kardashian Wants to Be Free From Her Reality TV Nightmare (Sort of)

Don't say goodbye to 'KUWTK' just yet.

U.S. Takes Silver in Rio Olympics Synchronized 10m Platform Diving

Steele Johnson, a 20-year-old Olympic newbie, brought home silver for the U.S. alongside veteran David Boudia.

John Oliver's Spotlight on Print Journalism Shows a Digital-First Future With Clickbait

Is the future of journalism cats that look like raccoons? We hope not.

‘Transparent’ Season 3 Trailer: The Pfefferman Family Is Transitioning Together

"When one person in a family transitions, everyone transitions."