If you spent your childhood holding magnifying glasses up to ants while your classmates played on the jungle gym, we have the perfect birthday cake for you!
A visionary arsonist with a Costco-level supply of matches created a three-tiered tower made out of 7,000 matches, or what the YouTuber adorably dubbed an "Amazing Fire Domino!!!" I adorably dub it an "Amazing Fire Hazard!!!" Here's your guide to the Julia Child of conflagration.
Step one: Light the top layer of your three-layered inferno cake.
Step two: Watch it burn.
Step three: You are still watching it burn. It burns for 45 minutes.
Step four: If you watched it burn for 45 minutes, go see a doctor and have your lungs checked for smoke inhalation.