I thought we'd reached peak shit-crushing when YouTube's Hydraulic Press Channel crushed a hydraulic press with a hydraulic press. But alas, when it comes to shit getting crushed, the limit does not exist.
To be honest, it's... underwhelming.
Crushing the remaining half of the jawbreaker is a bit more satisfying, resulting in snack-sized Jawbreaker bites.
In a far more satisfying twist, the jawbreaker is microwaved before it's crushed beneath the hydraulic press. Yes — this is the slow, juicy destruction we were looking for.
Want to recreate the magic at home? If you don't have access to a hydraulic press, you can always impale a jawbreaker with a red hot nickel ball.