So you may find it impossible to make someone who said, "You know, it really doesn't matter what the media write as long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of ass" say something that's even slightly shocking.
But why not give it a try?
Unlike the Obama version, however, the dictionary isn't at your disposal. The words you can string together need to be things Trump has said before. So aren't you glad Trump has said the words "I," "endorse" and "Hillary Clinton"?