How to Watch the People's Choice Awards ONLINE

The funny little lady named Kaley Cuoco, otherwise known as one of the stars of The Big Bang Theory, is hosting The People's Choice Awards tonight, Wednesday January 9th at 9PM in Los Angeles, California at the Nokia Theater.

You can watch on your television on CBS, or, you can watch RIGHT HERE on Policymic! The deuce you say! No, really, it's totally true senior dudes and dudesses.

What? You only watch for the red carpet? How are we not twins? That, of course, starts one hour earlier at 8PM. Bubbly at my house starts at 6PM. Just sayin'. It's how I roll.

Hang on, you still wanna VOTE? Do it. Make a difference. Don't let Hollywood (or all those teeny boppers) tell YOU what you should like! Go HERE right NOW!

What should you be looking for in terms of the BIG AWARDS? Well I will tell you what somebody told me what they are and they are online more than I am so they must know what they are talking about so we all better listen up.

Favorite Movie: The Amazing Spider Man, The Avengers, The Hunger Games, The Dark Knight Rises and Snow White and The Yummy Huntsman. (Wait, what?)

Favorite Movie Actor: Channing Tatum, Johnny Depp, Joseph Gordon Levitt, Robert Downey Jr., Will Smith and Jon Lindstrom. (Hang on, now. That's not right.)

Favorite Movie Actress: Anne Hathaway, Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, Mila Kunis, Scarlett Johanson and Miss Piggy. (KER-MEE!)

Then there are a bunch on young singers and entertainers and all that but Beiber and Katy Perry are going to win anyway so whatever. Dance, clown, dance.