Best Actress, Motion Picture Comedy/Musical: Jennifer Lawrence, "Silver Linings Playbook"

Wil Ferrell's moustache may actually be a sentient being. He and Kristen Wiig are killing this bit, because that's what they do.

"And the salmon... are coming out... and the bad guy comes... and you're in Yemen..." Unknown Judi Dench! JLaw! "The silver! I thought it was an animated film!" Let's have these folks host next year. SNL alums for Golden Globes hosts, for ever. "Nobody knows what a quartet is!" Mariel Streep as a sassy sheriff! Tommy Lee Jones is deeply unamused by everything that is happening right now, but Hugh Jackman's making up for it with an excess of enthusiasm.

And the winner is... Jennifer Lawrence! "I beat Meryl!" That you did, girlfriend. "Harvey, thank you for killing whoever you had to kill to get me up here today." She's crying now. Jennifer Lawrence is the second-best celebrity, after Adele. Do we think she and Adele are friends? If not, get on that, guys.