Hey, let's do something different for once, Grammys. You can't just pair Elton John with anyone and everyone.
Next year I wanna see Skrillex shred the sage with a lion and fire.
Next year I wanna see Rihanna get five minutes to say whatever the hell she wants.
Next year I wanna see Taylor Swift and Katy Perry do shots of absinthe on stage.
Next year I wanna see Chris Brown, Frank Ocean, Drake, and John Mayer in a cage match.