Oscars LIVE 2013

Life of Pi cleaning up all things visual. Shock.

Ah, no wonder Channing Tatum and Jennifer Aniston are presenting together. It's for the "beautiful people" award. Or the "making beautiful people unbeautiful" award.

Les Miserables got best makeup? Is it that hard to make Hugh Jackman look unattractive?

What the hell is this makeup artist wearing? I wouldn't wear hot pink leggings on the subway.

Halle Berry presenting 50 years of Bond. Dad, are you watching?