Anne Hathaway Wins for Best Supporting Actress

Strangely enough, Anne Hathaway did not melodramatically sing her entire speech. She did, however, thank everyone in the world except for me, which is notably rude because we both obviously have the same stylist who obviously gave us the same haircut.

But she deserved the trophy. If only because she did, in fact, commit so authentically to her Les Miz role that she actually cut her hair to the nub. And that was some good hair.

Respect, Anne. Respect.