Barbra Streisand performs

Kristen Stewart constantly looks like she wants to be chewing on her hair. Meanwhile, Daniel Radcliffe is growing up to be a rather dapper young man. Or, he can fake it.

What makes Seth MacFarlane's joke about Salma Hayek's accent so funny is that it's true.

My sister's boyfriend just asked "is it halftime yet?"

I love the In Memoriam. It's always one of my favorite parts of the evening. It's because I'm both a total sentimentalist and weirdly morbid.

Ah, here's Barbra. She knocks it out of the park singing "Memories" in tribute to Marvin Hamlisch. Lea Michele is plotzing right now.