Were this filibuster a Wired article

Rand has been quoting it enough. He could spice things up by adding some classic Wired structure.

He should start sorting policies into WIRED and TIRED categories.

He should confuse us with a really interesting story that turns out to be an ad.

He should start his own Jargon Watch: e.g., cafe, imminent, fifth.

He should tell us in detail What's Inside a typical drone, down to the last chipset.