In the immortal words of Whodini: "Friends ... how many of us have them?"
They have a good point. Friends can be very difficult to come by, especially if you're a terrifying president or dictator.
So imagine how the guys below felt when they discovered kindred spirits in the form of strange and unexpected celebrities. Singers, actors, athletes, scary politicians: apparently they're all part of the same big happy (dysfunctional) family.
Here are five world leaders you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley, hanging out with their celebrity pals. More often than not, it's a match made in hell.
1. Kim Jong-Un and Dennis Rodman:
Photo Credit: Anchorage Daily News
The insane North Korean leader and the NBA legend enjoy some hoop therapy together.
2. Richard Nixon and James Brown:
Photo Credit: David Hardiman
The perm-rocking Godfather of Soul endorsed the Watergate crook's re-election campaign.
3. Ronald Reagan and Frank Sinatra:
Photo Credit: Ronald Reagan Presidential Library
Old Blue Eyes sharing an evil laugh with the Gipper.
4. George Bush and Arnold Schwarzenegger:
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No explanation necessary.
5. Vladimir Putin and Steven Seagal
Photo Credit: National Post
Apparently these two have lunch and watch judo together. Nothing about this isn't scary.