Hillary Clinton 2016: What Her New Book Tells Us

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LISTEN UP. Hillary Clinton is writing (another) book. That's right. Two of the most inspiring things — books and strong, competent female politicians — are colliding to create a beautiful love baby: Hillary's new book. 

Of course Hillary is not new at this. Her previous authoritative accomplishments include (among other things) her memoir Living History, It Takes a Village: And Other Lessons Children Teach Us, and of course, the inevitable Dear Socks, Dear Buddy: Kids' Letters to the First Pets. Last year Hillary even tried her hand a the art of the meme, proving that not only is she technologically savvy, but she also has a great sense of humor.

But her newest addition to the literary world is going to be epic. At least, that's what we hear. According to its publisher, Simon and Schuster, the book is set to cover "everything from the killing of Osama bin Laden and the Arab Spring to China and climate change." Also it's written by Hillary ... so it's safe to say I'm listening. 

The book's title is so far undisclosed, but I'm fairly confident it will be unapologetic and awesome, just like its author. I mean, honestly at this point it's a toss up between Hey America, I'm About to Become Your President and Eyes Up Here: Will You Please Stop Talking About My Pantsuit. 

Regardless, the book is in process and the public is waiting. Look for it in 2014!

Oh yeah, one more thing. Remember that time Monica Lewinski wrote a book? Hillary's about to kick that book's ass.

Hillary for pres in 2016.

It's only a matter of time.