As you may know, the court has struck down DOMA and Prop. 8 this morninig. Since everyone is still nursing their Texas fillibuster hangover, here's all you need to know about what happened today.
"When gay people talk about their sexuality it's called coming out, when straight people do it, it's called talking." he told Rachel Maddow on MSNBC.
Can this guy at least say thanks to his painlessly devoted (and panting) intern? This is how I imagine him fetching anything from dry-cleaning to caramel lattes.