Jordan Valinsky
Jordan Valinsky
Feb. 23, 2015
By Jordan Valinsky

Watch 'Sesame Street' Do a Spot-On Impression of 'House of Cards'

Frank Underwolf and the House of Bricks

News
Feb. 23, 2015

One Amazing Photo Will Convince You the U.S. Has Become the Ice Planet From 'Star Wars'

By Jordan Valinsky
This is not a drill. It's really this cold.
Feb. 23, 2015

Jimmy Kimmel Proves People Don't Actually Know Anything About the Oscar Contenders

By Jordan Valinsky
If you don't have anything real to say ... lie?
News
Feb. 21, 2015

The Most Badass Man In Australia Is Appealing His Drunken Driving Charge

By Jordan Valinsky
Australia has its own Florida Man.
Feb. 20, 2015

Now You Can Read a Long-Lost 'Sherlock Holmes' Story Just Discovered in a Man's Attic

By Jordan Valinsky
"'My dear Watson, it's all a matter of deduction.' "
News
Feb. 20, 2015
By Jordan Valinsky

NBC Flew a Drone Over a Frozen Niagara Falls — And the Result Is Eerily Beautiful

Even watching that makes us feel cold.

Feb. 19, 2015

One Man Has Pledged to Listen to Nickelback for 168 Hours Straight for Charity

By Jordan Valinsky
Godspeed.
News
Feb. 19, 2015

Alan Cumming's "Celibacy Challenge" Takes On the FDA's Absurd Ban on Gay Blood

By Jordan Valinsky
When a man with the last name "Cumming" is talking about sex, it's time to listen up.
Feb. 19, 2015

Watch This 'Wheel of Fortune' Player Nail This 17-Letter Puzzle to a "T"

By Jordan Valinsky
More like 'Whoa of Fortune.'
News
Feb. 18, 2015

Priests Are Celebrating Ash Wednesday With the Cutest #Ashtag Ever

By Jordan Valinsky
Just wait until Pope Francis sees this.
Feb. 18, 2015
By Jordan Valinsky

24 Years After His Death, A Newly Discovered Dr. Seuss Book Is on Its Way

One fish, two fish, red fish, excited fish!

News
Feb. 18, 2015

Scientists Have Figured Out Why Pot Causes the Munchies

By Jordan Valinsky
It's good news for Taco Bell — and better news for cancer patients.
Feb. 17, 2015

Watch Billy Eichner Pit Michelle Obama and Big Bird Against Each Other

By Jordan Valinsky
"This is so much fun! Fruits and vegetables! I could die at any moment!"
News
Feb. 17, 2015

Snow-Buried Cities to Tourists: Forget It, Just Go to Florida

By Jordan Valinsky
"Welcome to Ithaca — Please Flee!"
News
Feb. 16, 2015

This Is Why You Shouldn't Run With The Bulls in Spain

By Jordan Valinsky
Benjamin Miller has a story to tell his friends.
News
Feb. 16, 2015
By Jordan Valinsky

FAA: Delivery Drones Won't Be Happening Anytime Soon

Pizza delivery men won't be replaced by robots anytime soon.

News
Feb. 16, 2015

You'll Never Be As Happy as Jim Cantore Is Experiencing "Thundersnow"

By Jordan Valinsky
"Yes, we got it baby! We got it! We got it!"
Feb. 16, 2015

'SNL' Brought Back 'Celebrity Jeopardy' With Every Star Ever

By Jordan Valinsky
"I'll take 'Whore Ads' for $200!" "That's... that's 'Who Reads.' "
Feb. 15, 2015

This Christian Parent Wants to Make Dinosaurs Extinct — Again

By Jordan Valinsky
We can't tell if this is a hoax, clever marketing for the new Jurassic World film, or the craziest mom in history.
News
Feb. 13, 2015

Part of the $564 Million Powerball Went to Someone Who Actually Deserves It

By Jordan Valinsky
Marie Holmes truly won this jackpot.