Eve Peyser
Eve Peyser

Eve Peyser is a writer who grew up in Manhattan and now lives in Brooklyn. Her work has appeared on NYMag.com, Buzzfeed, The New Inquiry, Mic, The Daily Dot, and Art21 Magazine. She's been written about in the New York Times, Perez Hilton and Cosmopolitan and featured on CNN. She is extremely fun both on and off the internet.

April 18, 2016

24 of the Biggest Concerns We All Have During Sex, Ranked

"What if I'm actually a spider and this has all been a dream?"

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March 18, 2016

If Your Sims Could Text, These Are the 10 Messages They'd Send You

"Depwa spanewash depla blah. Dis wompf es fredesche."
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March 15, 2016

The Definitive Matrix of All the Friends You Have in Your 20s

In one chart, we rank all the people you know and love. You're welcome.
Feb. 10, 2016

9 NSFW Valentine's Day Cards That You Should Be Sending Your Exes

Roses are red. Your balls are blue.
Feb. 3, 2016

Do Not Plan a "Last Night Ever" With Your Ex

It's not romantic. It's just a pain in the ass.
Jan. 14, 2016

Each and Every One of Us Is Now Less Than 10 Steps Away From Being Basic

Starbuck Pumpkin Spice me at the Lululemon.

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Dec. 23, 2015

12 Things You're Really Saying With Your Flaky Texts

"I'm sick...cough cough."
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Dec. 18, 2015

10 Sex Slang Terms That Will Be Bae in 2016

Get yourself some boinky-boinky.
Dec. 9, 2015
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Nov. 24, 2015

Sex Tips for People Who Just Ate an Entire Thanksgiving Dinner

Because nothing's sexier than the smell of brussels-sprout farts.
Nov. 10, 2015

8 Hilariously Honest Buttons Social Media Needs Instead of "Like"

Introducing the pity like and shade-fave.

Nov. 10, 2015

Comedian Josh Gondelman Is Proof Kindness Can Kill in Comedy

"Being compassionate isn’t hard, but doing compassionate comedy requires a slightly different toolkit."
Nov. 6, 2015

Men, Get Over Yourselves and Go Down on Your Girlfriends Already, Geez

No joke, this is one of the most pressing feminist issues of our time.
Oct. 27, 2015

With Martin Shkreli, We've Officially Reached Peak Fuckboy

He's the most hated man on the Internet. And he's loving every minute of it.
Oct. 5, 2015

Here's What Happened When I Matched on Tinder With the Most Hated Man in America

Martin Shkreli hiked up the price of AIDS drugs by 5,000%. Then he went looking for love on Tinder.