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Four Men Escape from 'Escape-Proof' Jail in Oklahoma

Four men managed to slip out of an Oklahoma jail from the shower on Sunday morning. Two remain at-large.

This 12-Year-Old Just Got Busted For Hacking For Anonymous

A 12-year old Canadian just pled guilty to a bevy of computer crimes — he may be the youngest hacker to ever be caught.

World's Dumbest Racist Can't Tell the Difference Between Hebrew and Spanish

Further proving that hate crimes are carried out by ignorant jerks, a Wisconsin man attacked two Hebrew-speaking men, thinking they were speaking Spanish.
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Bengazhi Cover Up: Lindsey Graham Wants Hearings, and Wants Them Now

Lindsey Graham is looking to create another round of partisan gridlock, this time looking to pin all wrongdoing in the Benghazi attacks on the White House.
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Woman Faints During Obama's ACA Speech

Obama saves a pregnant woman from falling, losing consciousness.
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Cory Booker Officiates First Gay Wedding in Newark

Officiating his first-ever marriage as mayor of Newark, Cory Booker also managed to cooly shut down a homophobic heckler.

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'Days Of Fire' Reveals Bush Administration Was "Looking For Somebody's Ass to Kick"

The new book 'Days of Fire: Bush and Cheney in the White House' shows that Bush and Cheney feuded often, why they took us to war, and how many in the administration regretted it.
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Arellano Félix Assassinated By Incognito Clowns

Former Tijuana Cartel boss Francisco Rafael Arellano Félix was assassinated by a group of hit men posing as children's clowns. Talk about a harsh punchline.
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Alligator Terrorizes Florida Wal-Mart

A gator shut down an Orlando-area Walmart last night, perhaps trying to get a good deal on a TV, or maybe some cheap clothes.
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As California Prison Hunger Strike Hits Day 50, Guards Resort to Brutal Gitmo Tactics

After nearly two months of protest, the hunger strikers are now facing Gitmo-style force-feeding and the United Nations has spoken out against solitary confinement in California.
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Meet the Activists Who Just Humiliated Monsanto

A pair of press releases regarding GMO Corn in Mexico purporting to be from Monsanto came out last week, now attributed to a group of activists. We got a hold of them to find out more.

There's Someone Burning and Killing Women in Detroit, and the Media Doesn't Care

Detroit police believe there may be a possible serial attacker on the prowl who is beating, raping, and burning women, and the story has been getting little to no national press.
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Why These 30,000 California Prisoners On Hunger Strike Deserve Your Support

Monday marked the beginning of the largest hunger strike in the history of the California (and possibly, America's) prison system. Here's why the inmates deserve your support.