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"How's collecting unemployment going?"
Ain't too proud to yell.
"You're all here today because someone gave you strength ... God, Allah, Buddha, Gaga — whomever you pray to."
The Oscar-winner gave his signature cool-guy advice to University of Houston grads.
"Accepting love is very hard, but it's so nourishing when we do."
Proof that failing might be just the push you need to succeed.