Your phone is disgusting. It’s covered in poop. Here’s the easiest way to keep it clean.

Bad news for people reading this on the toilet.


Kathy Griffin is out as the co-host of CNN's New Year's Eve show

Kathy Griffin will no longer be ringing in the New Year with CNN.

A germaphobe's guide to airports and airplanes

Follow these tips to avoid getting sick when you travel.

My favorite habits from around the world

Some of my favorite habits I picked up from traveling.

Here's How to Get Your Pokémon to Over 1,000 CP in 'Pokémon Go'

Your Pokémon need to be strong. Here's how to do it.


This Is How Much Water You Save When You Pee in the Shower

This is the No. 1 story you need to read today.

Why Are Americans Still So Afraid to Embrace the Bidet?

The answer, as it turns out, is complicated.

You've Been Pooping Wrong Your Whole Life

Yup. Here's how to do it like nature intended.

6 Gadgets That Will Make Using a Public Bathroom a Breeze

The germaphobe in you really needs these bathroom accessories.


4 Really Nasty Illnesses You Can Catch From a Porta-Potty

As if porta-potties weren't shitty enough.

A Woman Reportedly Put a Doody in Her Purse While on a Date

Take your most embarrassing first date moment and multiply it by 10 billion.

Flint, Michigan, Is Charging Its People Over $100 a Month for Poisoned Water

"This shit is criminal. People die from this."

The Toilet of the Future Could Make Your City Healthier

This could save lives.

Here's How Much We Could Save the Planet by Ditching Toilet Paper

Make sure you're sitting down for this one.

These Are the Fights Couples Have When They Move In Together — And How to Resolve Them

Thinking of taking that next step? Here's what to watch out for.

Larry David Does Perfect Impression of Bernie Sanders on 'Saturday Night Live'

"They trample on the middle class. They control Washington, and why do they chain all their pens to the desks?"

San Francisco Is Using Super-Hydrophobic Paint to Punish Public Urinators

Brilliant and hilarious, sure — but it doesn't solve the city's real problem.

These Students Just Staged an Epic 'Shit-In' for Gender-Neutral Bathrooms

The aim to create a safer environment for trans and gender-nonconforming people.

7 Futuristic Japanese Gadgets That America Needs to Adopt Immediately

The alarm clock pillow that vibrates when you want to wake up? Yes please.

The Way Macklemore Mocked Jews At His Latest Concert is Anti-Semitism At Its Very Worst

What the rapper did on stage was outrageous and offensive.

If Men Had Their Period, Would Tampons in Your Office Be Free?

As Steven Tyler once said, "If men bled, tampons would be free."

13 Facts About the Most Interesting Man In The World

The Dos Equis beer icon, revisited.

4 Bizarre Things That Are Illegal Outside the U.S.

True, the United States has some pretty weird laws in place. But what about other countries?

14 Hilarious Deleted Tweets From Politicians

Ever wonder what embarrassing things your politicians accidentally let slip on Twitter? Politwoops, a website from the Sunlight Foundation, can tell you.

Father's Day 2013: 5 Hilarious Memories and Lessons Learned From My Late Dad

Father's Day shouldn't be sad, even for those without a father, so here are some amusing and perhaps LOL-worthy experiences I had growing up under my parents' roof.