Key & Peele's Feminist Pirate Shanty Is the Perfect Guide to Consent

Source: Comedy Central

Media discussions surrounding rape culture and consent often happen within the context of tragedy: They're discussed retroactively, in the aftermath of horrible acts, rather than preventatively. But Comedy Central's dynamic duo Keegan Michael Key and Jordan Peele of the sketch show Key & Peele are countering that — in a pirate sketch, no less.

The pair's latest video opens on Key and Peele leading their fellow pirates in a rousing sea shanty.

"I once met a lass so fine," Pirate Peele sings. "She was dunk on barley wine / I'd been at sea for months a-three / I knew I could make her mine / And the lass was past consent! / So it was off with her we went / And we threw her in bed and rested her head / And we left because that's what gentlemen do." 

The pirates then break out into the first round of their chorus, one which fraternities across the country would do well to adopt. 

"A woman has a right to a drink or two / Without worrying about what you will do!" they sing. "We'd say 'yo ho!' / But we don't say 'ho' / 'Cause 'ho' is disrespectful, yo!"

Key takes up the tune: "There once was a gal from Leeds / Who I heard was good on her knees / So I docked my ship for an overnight trip / To take care of all of my needs," he chants. He continues to detail a tale full of sexual innuendo that inspiringly culminates by recalling that he, "Laid her down / And raised her gown / And performed cunnilingus for an hour or so." 

"Always take care of your lady fair / Because they deserve as much attention down there," the chorus concurs.  

Other pirates around the room pitch in with their own tales of feminist allyship, including one who supported his partner when she decided to have an abortion because "it's her body and therefore her choice" and the dangers of making stereotypical, gendered assumptions about women's professions.

But how did these pirates become so enlightened, one might wonder? Their inspiration is revealed after one pirate infiltrator begins to sing objectifying, sexualized comments about a "slut." He is immediately shot dead by the group's leader, and presumable feminist force behind the group: a badass lady pirate. 

This clip not only answers the burning question, What would troops of pirates chant about if they had been led by badass feminist women? but also reminds us that consent need not only be addressed after tragedy, but can — and should — also be a positive, preventative and even humorous topic of cultural discussion.

h/t Jezebel

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Julie Zeilinger

Julie Zeilinger is a staff writer at Mic as well as the founder and editor of The FBomb (thefbomb.org), a feminist blog partnered with the Women’s Media Center. She is also the author of "A Little F’d Up: Why Feminism Is Not A Dirty Word" and "College 101: A Girl’s Guide to Freshman Year."

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