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J.K. Rowling is delightfully easy to surprise when it comes to her Harry Potter characters and their sexuality. When she found out her Neville Longbottom, actor Matthew Lewis, posed nearly naked on the cover of Attitude, she had quite the eye-opening experience.

She's not a prude, showing herself to be supportive of Lewis, but she's perhaps not the best audience for Potter-related sexuality. These characters were kids when she developed them, after all.

One must wonder, then, what Rowling thinks of the scores of Harry Potter erotica available online. Some is more extreme than others, mostly available on sites like and Most of it, however, would make the beloved author blush. 

To that end, we've collected a sampling of nine wild Harry Potter fanfics on the web. Some are bluer than others, but all bring the cast of Hogwarts and beyond to a quite different place than Rowling likely ever imagined. They're outrageous, yet quite fun — one could even call them magical.

1. "Hers"

Author: IShouldBeWritingSomethingElse
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Story synopsis: A short story about Severus Snape, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy and a nigh-unfathomable love triangle

"Severus' teeth caught Lucius' bottom lip and the wizard's chest hitched, his knuckles whitening around the ornate pommel of his hideously pretentious walking stick. Severus' tongue bathed the wound he'd made. 'Breaking the tedium of a Governors' meeting?' Another brush of his lips, longer, tasting him, his fingers teasing over the sharp plane of Lucius' jaw to slip, slide into the white glow of his hair."

Source: Mic/Warner Bros.
Source: Mic/Warner Bros.

2. "Slow Dancing in a Burning Room"

Author: LovelyLittleMudblood
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Story synopsis: Another quick hit that pairs Hermione with a Slytherin — this time with the younger Malfoy, Draco

"He tastes the salt of her tears as he sucks on her lower lip, his hands clutching her hair like she is a lifeboat. She has so much to be sorry for — but then, so does he. 'I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.' She mumbles the words against his skin like a spell, as if her incantation will somehow save them both."

3. "Harry Potter and the Emerald Coven"

Author: Hallows_Seeker
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Story synopsis: Harry Potter loses his virginity to former Triwizard Tournament rival Fleur Delacour's sister, Gabrielle. In the process, the two are bonded, though that doesn't stop Harry from straying.

"Gabrielle leant forward again, Harry keeping his hands stalwartly on the armrests. She began by kissing him again, but quickly moved over his cheek, kissing and licking along the way. She teased his ear, nibbling on the cuff, and sucking on the lobe. Harry felt beads of sweat trickling down his face, and was sure he was harder than he had ever been before. She went down his neck pausing briefly to bite and suckle on his pulse point. Harry shuddered and groaned at the attention."

Source: Mic/Warner Bros.
Source: Mic/Warner Bros.

4. "Too Close"

Author: FanofBellaandEdward
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Story synopsis: Harry and Draco play lovers, parents and true detectives in this romance/mystery mashup. Twist: Harry gets pregnant.

"Harry woke up to the feeling of fingers caressing his rounded stomach, while a mouth was peppering kisses in his neck. Enjoying the sweet caresses, he turned to lay down on his back and hummed sleepily. 'Happy birthday, Harry,' Draco whispered in his ear, biting teasingly in his earlobe."

5. "Wildest Dreams"

Author: starkidsftw
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Story synopsis: This one's a songfic based on the Taylor Swift single of the same name. That means the Draco and Hermione plot is intermittently broken up by lyrics from the song.

"There was something beautiful in the secrecy. Their moments belonged to them, and only to them. He pushed her harder against the wall, kissing up and down her neck. She wound her fingers through his hair with desperation, grinding against him. 'Impatient, aren't we?' he murmured, his breath on her skin causing her heartbeat to race."

6. "Hermione's Furry Little Problem"

Author: Gandalfs_Beard
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Story synopsis: One of the more transgressive fanfics on this list. Hermione, an Animagus, begins to grow fur as a human, permanently gaining cat ears and a tail. She even goes "into heat" and needs to have her "urges" taken care of by her boyfriend Harry.

"Hermione felt less upset about that than she thought she would if the news went this way. She had got to like Harry scratching her behind the ear and stroking her tail, and just thinking about it was starting to make her feel excited. Harry too wasn't unhappy about the news. He loved Hermione's ears and her tail."

Source: Mic/Warner Bros.
Source: Mic/Warner Bros.

7. "You're a Bloody Tease!"

Author: Firediva0
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Story synopsis: Harry and Slytherin Blaise Zabini are the pairing in this short fic, the result of a challenge asking authors to put two normally unassociated characters together.

"Blaise cupped his cheeks, and tilted his head to the side. He looked into emerald and he didn't know who moved first, but suddenly they were all over each other. Their tongues scraped lewdly against each others, and Blaise savored the distinct scent of treacle tart as it wafted up his nose. It smelled delicious and he breathed it in greedily."

8. "Harry Potter: Lover of the Horned God"

Author: J'adore Foxy T-T
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Story synopsis: An intense story about Harry and Viktor Krum — going by the names Hadrian and Cernunnos — getting hot and heavy.

"Cernunnos smirked as Hadrian kissed him hard, and Cernunnos gripped his ass with a bruising force. He pulled Hadrian down, and Cernunnos' aching need rubbed against the cleft of Hadrian's ass. He moaned, and while Hadrian nibbled on his Adam's apple, Cernunnos dipped his fingers into Hadrian's tight ring of muscle."

Source: Mic/Warner Bros.
Source: Mic/Warner Bros.

9. "The Times He Tells Her"

Author: ausland
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Story synopsis: One last Hermione and Snape story, but with a much more romantic side.

"Only one candle is left when they leave the bath, and he dries her tenderly. They sit on his bed, legs crossed like children, and he takes his time combing out her riotous hair. They are silent, both a little dazed by the intensity of their lovemaking."