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If you've encountered any other humans today, there's no doubt you've heard the name "Zola" or at least heard something about the most incredible story ever told through a series of nearly 150 tweets. 

A woman named Aziah King, or @_zolarmoon on Twitter (who goes by Zola), told an epic story that began at a Hooters, where she worked. 

One day, she met a white girl named Jess. As it turned out, they were both strippers, according to her (yet-to-be-verified) story. It was only a matter of time when Jess invited King to Florida for a "hoe-trip." 

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Her trip to pick up a few hours at a strip club with a ragtag group of new friends turned into: 

An adventure of prostitution... 

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Pimping... 

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Lies... 

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Kidnapping... 

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And attempted suicide.

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It's a story she's told before, according to her followers.

People can't get enough of Zola's incredible tale (whether it's true or not). The Internet is demanding a novelization and a film adaptation. Some of the casting recommendations are superb.

Zola has pulled the tweets, but her account remains on Storify and Imgur — and get ready to fire up that screenplay software.

Michelle Garcia
Identities Editor