9 NSFW Valentine's Day Cards That You Should Be Sending Your Exes

Valentine's Day is approaching, which is unfortunate for us single people. Not because we're necessarily sad about being single, but because society has conditioned us to feel bad about being single on V-Day. Boo-hoo! 

Even if you decide to attend an anti-Valentine's day party or ignore the holiday altogether, it doesn't mean you should get left out of all the fun. So we've made you some handy-dandy Valentine's Day poems for you to send to the people you once loved (or at least fornicated with): your exes.