Who Should Be the Next President of the US? Check This Chart.

Who Should Be the Next President of the US? Check This Chart.
Source: AP
Source: AP

Politics is confusing. Don't know who to vote for?

Here's some guidance. 

If you think shit's broken and the Mexicans, Muslims and Black Lives Matter did it — and you're also not sure when Jesus is coming back but you know he is — vote for Donald Trump. 

If Jesus is resurrecting himself next week, vote Ted Cruz. 

If women are human beings, vote Hillary Clinton.

Thank you, Max Berger. Your epic tweet cleared this all up for us. 

Read more: 8 Dos and Don'ts for Arguing With Your Relatives About the 2016 Election on Facebook

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Jessica Eggert

Jessica is a staff writer at Mic, covering breaking news. She is based in New York and can be reached at jessica@mic.com.

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