13 Ridiculous, NSFW Things We've All Said While Having an Orgasm

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Some people just don't know how to have an orgasm without shouting out something very random and inappropriate. Remember Howard the "I Win!" guy from Friends? Of course you do! 

So it should cum as no surprise that when the hashtag #ThingsIYellWhenICum started trending on Monday morning, users revealed that their own climactic catchphrases were similarly weird AF.

The hashtag surfaced on Twitter at least a few years ago, but a Sunday night tweet from comedian Jim Norton appears to have led to its current popularity, prompting numerous other users on the site to put their own comedian caps on and contribute to the growing canon of "I say weird shit in the midst of orgasm" jokes.

Many users took a sociopolitical approach:

Others got environmental:

Some people decided to just let their mental illnesses shine:

Many expressed their fandom:

And this person thinks the hashtag is trash(tag):

Honestly? Same!

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Nicolas DiDomizio

Nicolas DiDomizio is a Staff Connections Writer at Mic. Prior to Mic, he was at MTV for 3 years. He holds a masters from NYU and a bachelors from Western Connecticut State University. Contact him at nic@mic.com.

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