Beyoncé's song "Hold Up" off her latest album Lemonade is the ultimate revenge song — she threatens to "f*ck up" the "b*tch" who messed with her man.
But as feisty as Queen Bey is about being cheated on, she's a muggle. She can only do human things.
Harry Potter wizard Hermione, on the other hand, is someone you don't want to cheat on.
Forget f*cking up a b*tch — she'll crucio a w*tch.
This hilarious skit imagines Hermione writing "Hold Up" about Ron Weasley, her love interest in the Harry Potter series:
Watch the full video below: