Have you ever wished there was a way to completely destroy someone's sad little life with the touch of a button? You're in luck, because now there's Spoiled, a website that will automatically text Game of Thrones spoilers to any phone number you input. Ruin their lives (or at least their Sunday nights) with almost no effort on your part.
"For just $0.99 USD, Spoiled will anonymously and ruthlessly text spoilers to your unsuspecting friends after each new episode airs," the website reads.
How deliciously cruel.
Ruining Game of Thrones has become a tried-and-true method of payback for the hopelessly scorned. In May a story circulated of an ex who exacted revenge on her former flame by unblocking him on social media once a week to send him Game of Thrones spoilers.
But the method only works if your frenemies don't watch Game of Thrones until after it airs. If they see it in real time, then you're only sending them things they already know which would just seem weird. So use it wisely — and tread carefully.
For the night is dark and full of spoilers.