This Dick Pic Boiler-Plate Rejection Letter Is Something You'll Want to Have at the Ready

This Dick Pic Boiler-Plate Rejection Letter Is Something You'll Want to Have at the Ready
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It's pretty much a universal truth that women are often barraged with unwanted photos of penises — whether it's via dating apps or on their normal social media accounts. But now there's a perfectly crafted rejection letter at the ready for the next time a dick pic pokes its way into your inbox.

The letter, currently making the rounds on social media, was shared by writer Anaiis Flox on Facebook on Thursday. It starts off just like any official penis rejection letter should:

"Dear Sir, thank you for the unexpected and unsolicited submission of your penis portrait for our consideration. We regret to inform you that it has failed to pass our most basic standards of quality control at this time." Ouch.

The letter also includes an outline for a fake (probably?) "A4 report" with a booklet covering topics like, "Why genitals are not an acceptable conversation opener (a step-by-step guide to saying hello)," and, "How to dress your penis for social media (a rough guide to paints)."

Everyone should keep this letter in their back pocket for the next time a dick pic shows up. Because it will. Oh, it will.

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