Kim Kardashian West Just Released New Fourth of July Kimojis, And They Are NSFW AF

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Fourth of July is low-key the best holiday of all. Food, summer, booze, fireworks, more food and — if you're lucky — a rowdy sexting session that leads right into a good old-fashioned Independence Day blow job to cap the day off! What's not to love about this scenario?

Which brings us to sexting queen Kim Kardashian West.

In a new Fourth of July-themed update to her Kimoji app, there are a number of festive and sexy emojis to choose from — including a pair of NSFW popsicle and hot dog emogifs that are quite suggestive of fellatio!

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You know what? Finally.

As some people on Twitter have pointed out, there is nary a good emoji available to properly represent blow jobs whilst sexting. Sure, you can always hit 'em with the "face with open mouth" + "eggplant" combo, but that's boring. These new Kimogifs take the guesswork out of the BJ sext and cut right to the chase — all with a festive Fourth of July twist!

God bless America, and God bless Kimberly "Kim" Kardashian West.

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