Tim Kaine Was the Hottest DILF Ever and the Internet Is Beyond Thirsty for Him

Tim Kaine Was the Hottest DILF Ever and the Internet Is Beyond Thirsty for Him
Source: Facebook
Source: Facebook

The story of the grandfatherly male politician with a low-key hot past is a familiar one by now. John McCain was a stud back in the day. Young Bernie Sanders looked like a real heartbreaker. And I'm sorry, but young Joe Biden could fucking get it.

The latest addition to this esteemed list: Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton's running mate Tim Kaine.

Here he is talking to some reporters — probably saying things like "Hey, girl" and "You don't know you're beautiful" — in B&W:

Here he is in color as a joyous young DILF:

Two years ago, Kaine took to his Facebook page to personally thirst-trap his followers with this throwback Thursday picture:

***Young Tim Kaine for Vice President (of Your Erotic Fantasies) 2016.***

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Nicolas DiDomizio

Nicolas DiDomizio is a Staff Connections Writer at Mic. Prior to Mic, he was at MTV for 3 years. He holds a masters from NYU and a bachelors from Western Connecticut State University. Contact him at nic@mic.com.

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