Some Theories About Who This Bizarre and Horrifying Police Sketch Is Supposed to Be
The best/worst thing that happened on Thursday was that the police in Cumru Township, Pennsylvania, released an official police sketch of a suspect in a recent robbery at the Valero-Shillington Food Mart.
According to WTXF, witnesses described the suspect as "a white male, approximate age range of twenties to early thirties, sandy to brown color shoulder length wavy hair, approximately six feet tall, with a thin build."
According to the police sketch, witnesses described the suspect as a terrifying demon monster with fangs and a mullet. Assuming the sketch is accurate, here are some theories about who robbed the Valero-Shillington Food Mart.