Here are all the weird, wacky merchandise you can buy from the Trump and Clinton campaigns

Here are all the weird, wacky merchandise you can buy from the Trump and Clinton campaigns
Source: AP
Source: AP

The 2016 presidential election will certainly go down in history as one of the most contentious and controversial. So why not purchase a piece of that history from the campaigns to remember the occasion? Whether you support Republican nominee Donald Trump or Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton, there's something for everyone.

We took a look at the merchandise available from each campaign, and some oddball offerings from around the internet. Here are a few of the more off-beat pieces of memorabilia featuring Trump and Clinton:

Hillary Clinton

Throw pillow


Clinton is known for her love of pillows. The 68-year-old grandmother often requests back support when she sitting down, including this image of her propped up with an embroidered pillow that says, "A woman's place is in the White House." Her campaign sells a version of this pillow on its website for $55. "The perfect touch for any home, whether it's 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. or simply Pennsylvania," the website says.

Deck of 'woman cards'


Back in May, Trump made headlines during a rally in Washington state when he accused Clinton of "playing the woman's card." 

"You know, she's playing the woman's card," Trump said. "If she didn't play the woman's card she would have no chance, I mean zero, of winning." The Clinton campaign responded by selling a deck of "woman cards." "If fighting for equal pay and reproductive health is playing the woman card, then deal us in," her campaign website says.

Clinton nutcracker


Source: Amazon


The former first lady, New York senator and secretary of state has a reputation for being tough. And now you can channel that toughness with a Clinton nutcracker from Arizona-based Damn Handy Products. "Made from premium parts including her famous Stainless Steel Thighs. Just place a nut between her legs and squeeze. Cracks the toughest nuts, including Republican, Democratic, Brazilian walnuts, pecans, etc."

Clinton hot chocolate


Source: Amazon.com

Winter is right around the corner. What better way to warm up than with a cup of Clinton hot chocolate? "Simply place two to three tablespoons in 6 ounces of hot water, stir and enjoy. Made in the USA and kosher certified." And if you're not a Clinton supporter, there's a "No Hillary blend" available.

Clinton soap


Source: Amazon

Does the thought of Trump becoming president of the United States make you feel sad? This Clinton bar of soap, shaped in the form of her head, can wash away your tears.

Donald Trump

'Redacted' T-shirt


The Trump campaign offers its signature item, the "Make America Great Again" baseball cap. It also peddles a lot of anti-Clinton merchandise, including this T-shirt with the message: "This shirt has been [redacted]. Love, Hillary. "Hillary's career has been based on censoring or obscuring the law. Wear this tee to remind people of her corruption," Trump's campaign website says.

"Dumps for Trump" dog bags


Source: Amazon.com


What better way to show your support for a presidential candidate than with plastic bags to pick up your dog's poop? The dog bags feature a picture of Donald Trump, with the slogan "Dumps for Trump."

Trump cookie cutters


Source: Amazon

Who doesn't want to eat a cookie in the shape of Trump's head? Michigan-based D.W. Rogers Sales sells these cookie cutters for just $2.99 on Amazon. They're sure to be a hit at the local PTA meeting.

'President Trump' hot sauce


Source: Amazon.com


Trump is known for his feisty rhetoric and heated political rallies. Now there's a "President Trump" hot sauce available made with vinegar, cayenne peppers, salt, garlic and natural spices. "No P.C. added."

Trump Chia pet


Source: Amazon

Trump's hair has been the subject of much curiosity. The mystery behind his infamous combed-over coif may never be fully revealed, but now you can "grow" Trump's hair with this Chia pet. One reviewer on Amazon said: "This product makes Chia GREAT again!"

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Stephanie Gaskell

Stephanie Gaskell is a policy writer for Mic.

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