Trump golden shower jokes are going viral on Twitter in wake of shocking unverified report

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Just about everyone on Twitter is talking about a 35-page dossier allegedly compiled by a former intelligence agent. It contains incredible new allegations against Donald Trump — including years of collusion with the Russian government and a bombshell story involving prostitutes, a bed the Obamas slept in and a "golden shower" show. (What is a golden shower? Read this.)

The urination story in the doc is a doozy: Trump allegedly hired sex workers to defile a bed in a presidential suite at Moscow's Ritz Carlton Hotel where the Obamas — "whom he hated" — had slept. To desecrate the space, the documents claim, Trump made the sex workers perform a "'golden showers' (urination) show" on the mattress in front of him.

Trump sure was pissed about the report: He rejected the allegations in an all-caps tweet, calling it "FAKE NEWS." Trump's lawyer also denied the claims. (He's no fan of yellow journalism.)

But Trump should be reminded of his own famous quote: 

Naturally, though, the Twitter stream lit up with jokes. Here are Twitter's most golden puns about Trump's alleged pee proclivities. Just try to hold it in. 

This is a breaking news story and will be updated as more jokes become available.

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Cooper is Mic's tech editorial director. He was previously New York bureau chief at the Daily Dot.

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