A running list of everything Donald Trump has tweeted in all caps since Election Day
Tweets may be silent, but President Donald Trump's impassioned digital vomit speaks volumes.
Linguists and data analysts have extensively examined Trump's tweets, determining that the president is alarmingly effective at emotionally manipulating his audience through messages that sound more like whiny texts than White House dispatches.
It's almost as if you can hear the incensed missives spewing from Trump's ovoid orange maw as you scroll through his tweets, which alternate between all-caps yelling and repeated exclamation marks.
What does @realDonaldTrump's feed read like if you remove every statement that's not turned up to 11? Read on, friends. We created a list of every all-caps word and phrase Trump has tweeted since Election Day.
It's a poem of sorts. You can even sing the list to a tune! Some recommended songs include "We Didn't Start the Fire," "Eleanor Rigby," "Everybody Wants to Rule the World," "The Star Spangled Banner" and "Bad and Boujee."
One quick thought: Do you think Trump knows how to use caps lock, or does he tirelessly hold down the shift key for each character? Gosh, that must take a lot of time away from tuning into intelligence briefings. Anyway, here it is:
FAKE NEWS
COURT BREAKDOWN
SYRIA, IRAQ, SOMALIA, IRAN, SUDAN, LIBYA & YEMEN
WAY DOWN!
WALL
SO DANGEROUS!
FAKE NEWS
LAWFARE
SEE YOU IN COURT, THE SECURITY OF OUR NATION IS AT STAKE!
LIVE
FAKE NEWS
INNOVATION
JOBS
EASY D!
THANK YOU!!
FAKE NEWS
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
VERY CAREFULLY
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
FAKE NEWS
SAME
GET SMART
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
NOW!
FAKE NEWS
PUT ON NOTICE
NO FEDERAL FUNDS?
BAN
VERY IMPORTANT DECISION!
MAKE AMERICA SAFE AGAIN!
NOW
FAKE NEWS
DISHONEST
FAKE NEWS!
ALWAYS ALWAYS
NOW!
TRAITOR
VOTER FRAUD
NATIONAL SECURITY
FAKE NEWS
GREAT
THANK YOU
TOGETHER
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
TO ALL AMERICANS
BUY AMERICAN & HIRE AMERICAN
THE MOVEMENT CONTINUES — THE WORK BEGINS
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
TRUMP
FAKE NEWS
WRONG
APOLOGIZE
IT WILL CHANGE!!!!
INTELLIGENCE INSIDERS NOW CLAIM THE TRUMP DOSSIER IS "A COMPLETE FRAUD!"
VERY
FAKE NEWS!
FAKE NEWS
FAKE NEWS
FAKE NEWS
I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH RUSSIA — NO DEALS, NO LOANS, NO NOTHING!
"A COMPLETE AND TOTAL FABRICATION, UTTER NONSENSE."
FAKE NEWS — A TOTAL POLITICAL WITCH HUNT!
BILLION
$1BILLION
WORLD!
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
GREAT SHOW!
THEY SAW A MOVEMENT LIKE NEVER BEFORE
PASSION
NO WAY!
FAR BETTER!
BLAME
JANUARY ELEVENTH
AMERICA
INNOVATION & JOB CREATION
“CRAZY”
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
TO ALL AMERICANS
NOT!
THE HIGHEST LEVEL IN MORE THAN 15 YEARS!
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
ALL
NO WAY!
NOTHING
PEOPLE
“DRAIN THE SWAMP”
GENERALS
ADMIRALS
FAR LESS MONEY
HE IS A GREAT GUY!
“THANK YOU ALABAMA AND THE SOUTH”
THANK YOU FLORIDA!
BUY AMERICAN
HIRE AMERICAN
“MOVEMENT”
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
WE
JOHN WON!
ENJOY!
FAKE NEWS!
NOTHING
ZERO TIME!
GREAT
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
THANK YOU IOWA!
THE UNITED STATES IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS
WRONG!
CALLED ME
THANK YOU!
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
NO QUESTION THAT
MAKING PROGRESS
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
ONLY
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
OUR GREAT SUPPORTERS
GREAT, GREAT, GREAT
BAD
ALL
FAR FROM OVER!
GO FLORIDA!
POLLS!
MOVEMENT!
VOTE TODAY!
TODAY WE MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
Feb. 12, 2017, 3:01 p.m.: This story has been updated.
