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During the presidential debates, my friend sighed saying that she wished everything were moderated by sassy comediennes. Well, with Tina Fey and Amy Poehler hosting the Golden Globes, her wish comes true. This Sunday at 5 p.m. Pacific (I'm in LA, East Coasters, do the math) come back right here for my live blog of the ceremony. I’ll be covering the whole thing from the comfort of my West Hollywood couch, guaranteeing my blog at least physical proximity to the Globes, if no actual insider information whatsoever.

But even if I can’t provide you with any good industry gossip, there’s still a lot to cover. So many questions to be answered! Who will win? Who will lose? Who will get drunk and say something inappropriate? How many previews will NBC run between now and Sunday promising us that someone will get drunk and say something inappropriate? Will I hate everything everyone wears or just parts of everything most people wear? Will Amy and Tina wear those gorgeous sparkly dresses they have on in their previews? Will they mind if we call them Amy and Tina as though we were actually friends with them in real life, and not just in our minds? Like I said: QUESTIONS. See you Sunday.

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