Drinking Rules of Golden Globes 2013 (according to Tina Fey)

Cady McClain
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If someone cries take a drink.

If a boob falls out of a dress, take a drink.

If someone thanks Harvey Weinstein... eat a meatball sub.

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Cady McClain
By Cady McClain

Actress, writer, director, producer... thinker of thoughts. Winner of two daytime Emmys for "All My Children" and "As the World Turns." I keep a blog at www.cadymcclain.com. Currently writing my first book.

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