Golden Globes Nominations 2013: American Horror Story Edition

Amy Poehler in fake teeth should win every award??

 

Julianne Moore wins for Game Change. In the words of my co-watchers: "She seems a little drunk." I mean, yeah. But also, I would certainly hope she's a little drunk. It's the Golden Globes, isn't that how they pitch themselves?

Catherine Zeta Jones, meanwhile, is auditioning for the next Tom Hooper musical project as she intros the Les Mis clip show. Settle down, Zeta. We all saw Chicago, we know you've still got it.