Making a surprise cameo, the 42nd president intro'd the preview of Lincoln for its best picture nomination. He aw-shucks'd his way through like usual.
Other winners: Kevin Costner for Hatfield & McCoys, Paul Rudd and Selma Hayek for awkwardness, Adele for Skyfall
Losers: Amy Poehler and Tina Fey aren't getting enough stage time. Since the killer monologue, they've been reduced to dressing up in the audience. Womp.