Golden Globes Results: Ben Affleck Wins

SUCK IT, ACADEMY. Ben Affleck wins Best Director for Argo. Everyone seems so genuinely happy about his win and he seems so genuinely gracious about it. Mark Boal looks pissed but I'll allow it. He and Kathryn have had a rough week.

And in other news, my observations on Golden Globes Ads:

- Target's new commercials walk just the wrong side of the line between bad and good. It's a finer line than you'd think

- Safe Haven looks good THERE I SAID IT.

- Deception looks like an SNL parody of Revenge

- Jane Krakowski's Trop 50 commercials look like a parody of a commercial Jenna would do on 30 Rock.