Zero Dark Thirty Finally Wins at Golden Globes 2013

"Please welcome middle aged George Clooney" - Amy and Tina

Jessica Chastain wins in a rough week for film. It's not often that the Golden Globes seems at all relevant to the Senate Intelligence Committee but here we are. Chastain makes a really strong and surprisingly held-together speech about women in film.

George Clooney presents the next award for Best Actor. (The winner Daniel Day Lewis OBVI y'all whose speech is totally hilarious and humble and complete with a Skyfall joke) Clooney says he is standing in for Meryl Streep who is home sick. "Sick," as I like to think she is home in a robe, drinking Merlot with her family, lovin' it. Meryl's Day Off.