Julia Roberts (in a jumpsuit??) presents best picture to Argo, in a final F you to the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences. Also Victor Garber came on stage late, wearing a shiny purple bowtie like a fancy magician. Also my and Tina are going home with Jodie Foster.

Well, that's all she wrote. Ladies and gentlemen, the evening is complete, our long national nightmare is over.

On to the Oscars! And SAG Awards! See you at the afterparty.