Grammy Awards 2013: Performers

And the performers for the 55th GRAMMY Awards (AND WHAT I THINK ABOUT THEM) are: 

Travis Barker, Chuck D, LL Cool J, Tom Morello, and DJ Z-Trip (OKAY WHATEVER)

Dierks Bentley and Miranda Lambert (HUH? WHO?)

The Black Keys (YEAH!)

Zac Brown, T Bone Burnett (as musical director), Alabama Shakes' Brittany Howard, Elton John, Mumford & Sons, and Mavis Staples, who will pay tribute to the late Levon Helm of the Band (WHAT? THAT'S CRAZY!)

Stanley Clarke, Chick Corea and Kenny Garrett in tribute to Dave Brubeck (HELL YES)

Kelly Clarkson (I REALLY WANT TO SEE THIS)

Dr. John and the Preservation Hall Jazz Band with the Black Keys (I AM DYING OF JOY)

Fun. (Loved the song, but it's starting to wear a little thin)

Elton John with Ed Sheeran, performing together live for the first time (OKAY ELTON, WE GET YOU ARE THE QUEEN)

Juanes (OK)

Alicia Keys and Maroon 5 (NOT AS EXCITED ABOUT THIS AS I PROBABLY SHOULD BE)

The Lumineers (COOL)

Bruno Mars, Rihanna, and Sting (THIS IS AN INTERESTING COMBO)

Miguel and Wiz Khalifa (WHO?)

Mumford & Sons (LOVE)

Frank Ocean (LOVE)

Rihanna (SKINNY CAN SING, I WILL GIVE HER THAT)

Taylor Swift (LIKE VERY MUCH)

Justin Timberlake (LOVE)

Carrie Underwood (LOVE)

Jack White (LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE)