I love the Oscars. They're pure showmanship, and the combined dollars spent on the ceremony and outfitting the celebrities in attendance could probably feed a third world nation for the next several decades, but that hasn't stopped me from being glued to the TV every year for as long as I can remember (I'll be ashamed of myself next week, I promise).
I'm looking forward to seeing what happens on Sunday ... who wins, who loses with the least amount of grace, who has a wardrobe malfunction, and who Seth MacFarlane will harass.
But beyond that, here are my top three Things to look out for at the 85th Oscars:
Honorable mention: The dresses. Who cares about who wins and loses. What will they wear?!?! And more importantly, what will Joan Rivers say about it the next day?!?!