Oscars 2013 Live Stream: LIVE Updates On All the Winners and Nominees

This Sunday I'll be back at it again, drink in hand, live blogging the Oscars so you don't have to. If you read my live blog of the Grammys two weeks ago, you already know that this could easily devolve into lists of questions about why everyone is so drunk, accusations of drunkenness, and nods to false prophets. And my favorite (which will probably be a little more challenging at the Oscars, since film stars are often more juice-diet-conscious than musicians), praising every starlet who's not afraid to show a curve and look hot doing it.

Stay tuned the rest of the week for some preliminary coverage as well, where I plan on addressing how incredible Beasts of The Southern Wild is, why Sally Field should win, and why everyone who's making a big stink about Django Unchained being racist needs to sit down. 

The awards take place Sunday February 24 at 8 p.m. A red carpet live stream will begin at 5:30 p.m. right here. Don't miss out!